Sperm is cheap

Your body cranks it out like a 24/7 factory with zero HR oversight. So why are some of you saving it like it’s Bitcoin?

The Great Sperm Myth

Somewhere along the way, a rumor started: “If I don’t ejaculate for seven days, my sperm will be stronger, faster, more majestic…”
Wrong. You are not training for the Sperm Olympics.
In reality, sperm left to marinate in the body too long starts to go bad. DNA gets fragmented, motility drops, and suddenly your sperm are doing the backstroke in circles.

Think of it like leftovers.
Sure, lasagna is great. But not after it’s been in the back of the fridge for a week fermenting next to expired yogurt.

Keep the Pipes Clean.

Ejaculating regularly (every 1–3 days) isn’t just fun—it’s functional. It keeps your pipes clean, clears out aging sperm, and reduces inflammation in the reproductive system.

Not to mention it’s the cheapest therapy session you’ll ever have. Stress? Poof. Headache? Gone. Existential dread? Slightly less dreadful.
Honestly, if they bottled this effect, it’d be sold out on Amazon.

Sperm Isn’t a Precious Gemstone

Let’s be clear: you don’t need to “save up” sperm like you’re hoarding it for the fertility apocalypse.
You’re not a dragon sitting on a treasure chest.

More ejaculati sperm. Fresher sperm = better chances of conception.

Bonus: Your Prostate Thanks You

Prostate health? Yep, regular ejaculation helps there too. In fact, some studies suggest men who ejaculate more frequently have a lower risk of prostate cancer.
So basically, you're doing preventive medicine... from the comfort of your own home.

Final Words of Wisdom

Don’t let your sperm go stale. Let it flow. Often. Proudly. Responsibly.
Your future baby might just owe their existence to a Tuesday afternoon and 12 minutes of “me time.”

Want to check your sperm health? Great! But in the meantime:
Flush those pipes. It’s good for your swimmers, your sanity, and possibly your prostate.
Doctor’s orders (kind of).

Have questions or want to get your sperm tested?

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